BASH!

Recently I've had an absolutely hilarious web site brought to my attenton it's http://www.bash.org. It's has tons of IRC quotes in it that are submitted by all sorts of people. I highly recommend going there and reading them, actually here's an example of the hilarity that is Bash.org

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

For the cure

I speak to you now of something I see as a good idea misinterpreted by many as a mere annoyance. What is it? I speak of the alleged "livestrong" bracelets. So yes this blog is a little late in the game, but I'm sick and tired of people bad mouthing them and brushing it aside as nothing more than a trend. Ok so many people have jumped on the proverbial band wagon and gone out to buy one but at least it's for a cause that worth something. And why attack it with idiotic accusations such as "everyone has one now", where in reality very few people actually went out to get them. Now really, if you're going to say that everyone did it then why aren't you saying the same thing about terry fox and the fact that every year more and more people "jump on the band wagon" and participate. It's a different situation yes, but the creators of the bracelets also had cancer but he survived through it. Is it wrong for him to want to help? Hardly. What about any and all ribbon campaigns? You don't see people attacking those? What's the difference there other than the material used and the place you put it. So what if they gained popularity, at least it's helping those in need. And this isn't a get rich quick scheme either, so really all people that criticize it have little or no support for what they say.

-Matt